After I was dumped by my girlfriend I watched the music video for My Chemical Romance’s ‘I Don’t Love You’ like 15 times in a row on Youtube and left a comment saying something along the lines of “This song was the soundtrack to my heartbreak.”
Fifteen minutes later my house phone rings and a voice on the line reads my comment back to me and then multiple voices laughed in the background until I hung up.
Moral of the story: Don’t use your real name as your Youtube username.
