who is tumblr’s number 1 alcoholic please vote:

  1. me pizzaforpresident 
  2. josh cliterallysame
  3. aubrey shutupaubrey
  4. andrew andrewbreitel
  5. caroline unecoquette
  6. stuart stuartsometimes


  1. baebees answered: 3
  2. basedpidgeot answered: Why am i not in on this? i may only be 17 but i passed out with a bottle of cider in my hands at 2am last night, white trash award?
  3. shutupaubrey reblogged this from cadburycreamcoolator and added:
    you guys cannot be serious come ON
  4. glassyeyedghosts answered: pizzaforpresident xox
  5. idyles answered: 2
  6. funkybug answered: caroline that fucker
  7. thighrabanks answered: 2 josh cliterally same is it even a question?
  8. watermelont answered: josh
  9. buttsexpert answered: Josh
  10. playstationthreeisonhiatus answered: josh cliterallysame
  11. prostitourettes answered: josh is always drunk so josh
  12. hate answered: josh cliterallysame
  13. chansey4satan answered: aubrey
  14. fuckmebatman answered: wow cliterallysame 5ever
  15. literallysame reblogged this from cadburycreamcoolator and added:
    I can’t breathe no one voted for me lmao
  16. whatkindoftree answered: u
  17. thecrapstitution answered: you
  18. deathbycuteboy said: 1
  19. hypergoth answered: tumblrbot
  20. motioncitytrainwreck answered: 1
  21. shutupaubrey said: um no me first
  22. shutupaubrey answered: um no it
  23. meghcham said: andrew
  24. aneufheures answered: aubrey shutupaubrey
  25. bigtess answered: yes
  26. zarsala answered: andrew
  27. katiejanekaboom said: Stuart!
  28. scottpilgrirn answered: the results will be biased, but I’m still voting for you
  29. official-bill-clinton answered: pizzaforpresident
  30. evilgf answered: u
  31. awesomeconklin answered: PIZZAFORPRESIDENT
  32. drewbiebered answered: cliterallysame
  33. kaboodlenoodle answered: aubrey.
  34. 911official answered: josh lol