who is tumblr’s number 1 alcoholic please vote:

  1. me pizzaforpresident 
  2. josh cliterallysame
  3. aubrey shutupaubrey
  4. andrew andrewbreitel
  5. caroline unecoquette
  6. stuart stuartsometimes


  1. baebees answered: 3
  2. xbox420 answered: Why am i not in on this? i may only be 17 but i passed out with a bottle of cider in my hands at 2am last night, white trash award?
  3. shutupaubrey reblogged this from coolator and added:
    you guys cannot be serious come ON
  4. glassyeyedghosts answered: pizzaforpresident xox
  5. idyles answered: 2
  6. funkybug answered: caroline that fucker
  7. thighrabanks answered: 2 josh cliterally same is it even a question?
  8. daddyluigi answered: Josh
  9. playstationthreeisonhiatus answered: josh cliterallysame
  10. prostitourettes answered: josh is always drunk so josh
  11. hate answered: josh cliterallysame
  12. lloydsatan answered: aubrey
  13. fuckmebatman answered: wow cliterallysame 5ever
  14. literallysame reblogged this from coolator and added:
    I can’t breathe no one voted for me lmao
  15. whatkindoftree answered: u
  16. thecrapstitution answered: you
  17. deathbycuteboy said: 1
  18. hypergoth answered: tumblrbot
  19. motioncitytrainwreck answered: 1
  20. shutupaubrey said: um no me first
  21. shutupaubrey answered: um no it
  22. meghcham said: andrew
  23. aneufheures answered: aubrey shutupaubrey
  24. bigtess answered: yes
  25. zarsala answered: andrew
  26. katiejanekaboom said: Stuart!
  27. scottpilgrirn answered: the results will be biased, but I’m still voting for you
  28. official-bill-clinton answered: pizzaforpresident
  29. evilgf answered: u
  30. awesomeconklin answered: PIZZAFORPRESIDENT
  31. drewbiebered answered: cliterallysame
  32. kaboodlenoodle answered: aubrey.
  33. 911official answered: josh lol
  34. karengilan answered: aubrey